Type jokes
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.