Type

Type Jokes

AI

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Diabetes

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

Diabetes

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

Slavery

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Pilot

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!