I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
little william punched little johnny in the face. then little johnny says if u do that again im gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
