Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
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The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
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2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
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What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
