Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!👍🏼👍🏼😂😂
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
Comment 👍 if you like this joke!
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
