Turn jokes

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

*Windows turning off*

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.