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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
why does Elmo turn emo because he's Elmo emo
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One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
Q: Why don't Orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they dont have any parents
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio? He became a shell of who he once was.
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, im just a burden.
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
