Turn jokes

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

*Windows turning off*

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.