Turn

Turn jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Orange Soda

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Color

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Razor

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Sex

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Memes

Handcuff

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

Sex

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Airplane

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Paper

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

Owl

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Sniper

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Fat

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Wife

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.