Turn jokes
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Memes
Joke turned serious
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*