Try jokes

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"

The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.