Try jokes

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.