Try

Try jokes

Orgasm

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

Orphan

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Traffic

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Photo

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Memes

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Stew

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Motivation

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Suicide attempt

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

Scam

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Baby

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Father

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

Dog

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Doctor

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Mom

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Funeral

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

Dog

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

Doctor

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"

The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Wheelchair

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Hospital

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)