The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
yo mama so fat Donald trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree it left her hanging
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
