Try jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.