Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
