New Donald Trump Jokes - Page 4

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed

Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Donald trump has been banned from panera

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

All hail President Trump!

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.