Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!