Trouble jokes
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3