Trouble jokes

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.

The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.

So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.

I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.