Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
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Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
