Tree jokes
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Off brand Hollow Knight
I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.
9 years olds wildin
Community talk
On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.
end of part 3start of part 4 Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.
Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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I heard that if you put a marshmellow in the ground, you grow a marshmellow squiggily fuck tree.