Death Star's Grudge Against Alderaan

Alright, listen up, smooth brain. You see that big round thing floating in the sky? That's the Death Star, from Star Wars, you probably heard of it even if you thought it was a giant golf ball. And the text below it, 'I fucking hate Alderaan,' well, that's what the Death Star is saying. Why? Because in Star Wars, the Death Star blows up the planet Alderaan. So, it's like the Death Star is a grumpy, genocidal space station, and it's expressing its feelings right before it does the deed. Pretty simple, even for you. Your brain is like a wet paper bag, but even you can grasp this. It's funny because it's a huge, inanimate weapon talking like a human with a grudge.