Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳
Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night
Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
