Tree Jokes

I love you you too I eeeeeee was the night time is it when you you get a typical sleep 💤 night is oooooooo is it a walk home 🏡 was the night night and a tree 🌲 is it

what is a tree that dose not exist money tree

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

what do you call a tree

a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night

Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!

What is tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a

What were pual walker last words

Hey that trees growing

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her

So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it

I would leave them hanging

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question

His husband said, whats your question?

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark

badoom ching

question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy

Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all