What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
