Tree jokes
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
I like pepper.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
you.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.