Tree jokes
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.