Tree jokes
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Memes
Meme:
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.