What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What's tree plus tree? Sticks!
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
