Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
can I pin your corpse to a tree
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
What did The Fat Guy Say To The Tree? Get me some Coconuts
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
What's tree plus tree? Sticks!
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")