How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
what is a tree that dose not exist money tree
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
badoom ching
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to the earth is the human body of the human being human is it human human can be the one ☝️ day today after the night is the snow ❄️ time and a
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
