What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls

What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive

a lumberjack goes to a person´s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf

how do trees find each other, they log-ate!

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today but you have the one ☝️ was the night you were coming tomorrow I can get home 🏠 night time for


Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree

Tibia honestly I think the reason I’m bonely is because you guys don’t find my jokes humerus … maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention but tibia honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my BONE-zai tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a S-pine tree

Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.

Did you hear about Paul Walker’s rap? Wrapped around that tree.

Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

What is the difference between a human and a tree 🌳? A human can walk and a tree 🌲 can not walk

My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

What’s the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn’t die when you hang it from a tree

Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school