me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
Why is it bad is to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphanđź«Ą
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong