Tree

Tree jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a car and a tree?

A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.

Human Right

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

Cheese

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. πŸ‘πŸ˜€

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Emo

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

Emo

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

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  • Emo

    What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

    They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

    Cow

    Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.

    Emo girl

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

    Emo

    How do emos propose?

    "Would you like to join my family tree?"

    Depression

    A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

    The tree left him hanging.