Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
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A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.âž°
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
Can I branch out to some tree puns. Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid
they both hang from trees
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
