How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
How do rabbits trave?
By hareplane
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
