Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
ive benin there im ghana go ive got togo
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
