Travel jokes
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
cheese
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.