How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
How do rabbits trave?
By hareplane
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
It was women driving the planes for 9/11
