Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Roses are red
Your passports are blue
Now go stand over there
In that very long quEUe
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
