My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
You're so skinny you could travel through fax
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
