A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
You're so skinny you could travel through fax
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
The Barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
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