Travel jokes
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"