Travel jokes
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!