My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Lousy Souvenir
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these parents go on vacay to Florida, right? And instead of bringing back something cool for their kid, all they get is a nursemaid. Like, seriously? That's a major letdown. You wouldn't get it because you never leave your hometown.