My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these parents go on vacay to Florida, right? And instead of bringing back something cool for their kid, all they get is a nursemaid. Like, seriously? That's a major letdown. You wouldn't get it because you never leave your hometown.