Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
