Trash jokes

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

nOnBiNaRy TrAsH

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.

Just kidding.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

What's white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

Knock knock.

Jou is there?

Why don't you speak English?

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

How does Moses make his cup of tea?

He brews it.

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.