Trash

Trash jokes

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.