Trash jokes
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!