What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
