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Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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    • I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

    I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

    What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

    100 dead babies in a trash can.

    What is worse than that?

    There's a live one at the bottom.

    What is worse than that?

    It eats its way out.

    What is worse than that?

    It comes back for seconds.