Transportation jokes
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."