Transportation jokes
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
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I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.