Transportation jokes
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!