Transportation jokes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s big and black on the road?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw