Transportation jokes
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.