Transportation jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Memes
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.