Transportation jokes
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s big and black on the road?
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.