Transportation jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
oh well there goes another one
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.