Transportation jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Memes
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.