Transportation jokes
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"What bus?"
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...