Transportation jokes
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
oh well there goes another one
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.