Transportation jokes
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
iykyk
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Memes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
"What bus?"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.