Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.