Transportation jokes
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."