Transportation jokes
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
"What bus?"
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.