Transportation

Transportation jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heehheehehehehehehe

To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Chick

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Paul Walker

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Skinny Person

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Dad

Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?

Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.

Son: I hate you!

Bike

Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.

Me: Nah, it's just two tired.

Chicken

What did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. 😂😂😂

Plane

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

Mama

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Tree

What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?