Transportation jokes
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Memes
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.