Transportation jokes
"What bus?"
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Memes
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.