Transportation jokes
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌