Transportation jokes
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.