Transportation jokes
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
"What bus?"
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌