Transportation jokes
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Memes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?