Transportation jokes
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Fuck teslas
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"