Transportation jokes
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Fuck teslas
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"What bus?"
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.