Transportation jokes
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
"What bus?"
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Memes
Teslas suck
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.