Transportation jokes

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot!

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

What did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. 😂😂😂

Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.

Me: Nah, it's just two tired.

Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.