Transportation jokes
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Memes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.