What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didnβt get away with it...
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one βοΈ
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus π
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
