Transportation jokes
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
KSI driving ability.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.