Transportation jokes
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.