Transportation jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
KSI driving ability.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.