How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Transportation Jokes
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
You live in the airport.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
