Transportation jokes
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.