Transportation jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Memes
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.