Transportation jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
😮💨 KAREN
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.