Transportation jokes
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
When your plane heads for New York...
Memes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! π
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, thatβs how far behind I am!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I donβt know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.