Transportation jokes
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?