Transportation jokes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
When your plane heads for New York...
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Memes
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.