Transportation jokes

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.