Transportation jokes
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Fuck teslas
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.