Transportation jokes

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a car in my garage.

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a bus.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.