Transportation jokes
When your plane heads for New York...
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
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Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.