Transportation jokes

What is green and looks like a school bus?

A school bus.

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

KSI driving ability.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

'Cause he got hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.