Transportation jokes
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Anyone seen these lately?
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣