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UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. π€
Transportation Jokes
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
KSI driving ability.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
