Transportation jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Memes
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."