Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Memes
Pov: your stick you head out the window..... Of an airplane
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.