Transportation jokes

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

KSI driving ability.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

What is green and looks like a school bus?

A school bus.

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.