Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
