What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Transportation Jokes
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
