Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Yeeeeeeeet!