Transportation jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.