Transportation jokes
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
Your hairline looks like a car!
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Pinto?
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.