Transportation jokes
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Pinto?
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.