Transportation jokes
Pinto?
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...