Transportation jokes
Kart! (DYM 151)
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Your hairline looks like a car!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Pinto?
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.