Transportation jokes
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Pinto?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!