Transportation jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Pinto?
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.