Transportation jokes
What is a car that runs and can't?
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
real
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Your hairline looks like a car!
Kart! (DYM 151)
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.