Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Memes
this my dad car
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Your hairline looks like a car!
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.