Transportation

Transportation jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?

Baby

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

Monster

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

Memes

Transportation memes

Man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

Plane

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Terrorist

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Cat

There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.

There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.

Bus

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Grass

What's the difference between cars and grass?

They both have wheels, except for the grass.