Transportation jokes
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Your hairline looks like a car!
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.