What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Your hairline looks like a car!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
