Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.