Transportation jokes
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...