What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...