Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Transportation Jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
