Transportation jokes
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.