Transportation jokes
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!