What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree 🌳 can not drive
What is your car's name?
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
