Transportation jokes
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"