Transportation jokes
KSI driving ability.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.