Transportation jokes
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
KSI driving ability.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!