Tragedy jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Orphan joke.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."