Tragedy jokes

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Why are you an orphan? Loser...

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

BRAKING NEWS!

Little Johnny's dead!

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)