Tragedy jokes
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.