Tragedy jokes
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.