Tragedy jokes

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."