Tragedy jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.