Tragedy jokes

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Why did the orphan kill himself?

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

My dad died lol.

Ummmm 67.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Orphan: Favorite song?

My name: