Tragedy jokes
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
My dad died lol.
Ummmm 67.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Orphan joke.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!