Tragedy jokes
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.