Tragedy jokes
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why did the orphan kill himself?
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
My dad died lol.
Ummmm 67.