Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Orphan joke.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!