Tragedy jokes
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
My dad died lol.
Ummmm 67.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Orphan joke.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.