Tragedy jokes

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Who's an orphan?

You are.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

Why are you an orphan? Loser...

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

BRAKING NEWS!

Little Johnny's dead!

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)