Tragedy jokes
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.