Tragedy jokes
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂