Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”