Tragedy jokes
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Boom, it went.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.