Tragedy jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.