Tragedy jokes
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why did the orphan kill himself?
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.